#THERE ISNT

[lordfreg]

mom said "I would describe you as semi-goth. i say semi because you don't take advantage of asocial boys" and i said there's no asocial boys to take advantage of

[sophsicle]

here is my advice to writers. never listen to anything any writing advice post on this website tells you.

[mynameis-a]

heres a list of some achievements in honkai star rail you might not have known about that i discovered while looking on the wiki

(its a decently long list btw)

Eager for Battle:

Four-and-a-Half Pirouettes - Trigger Herta's talent with an ally's single attack, and have her twirl 5 times

Surge of Tiles - Qingque starts her turn in the "Hidden Hand" state for 3 turns in a row

It's My Turn - Seele acts 5 time in a row before the next ally unit's turn

Trial of Thirteen - In a single battle, make Svarog block attacks toward Clara 13 times

Coffee Lover - In a single battle, use Himeko's Ultimate 3 times

Over-Protective - Win 1 battle without having Gepard's Shields take any DMG

Foolish Little Brother… - Use Serval to deal the final blow in a victory against boss Gepard

Serval's Parting Gift - Use Serval to deal the final blow in a victory against boss Cocolia

Listen… - Use the Trailblazer to fight boss Kafka and become Dominated by her

Chad Norris - Defeat the Guardian Shadow without enraging it

"Thank You for Your Service" - Defeat Bronya without defeating the Silvermane Guards

Code of Chivalry - Defeat Gepard without defeating the Silvermane Guards that were summoned

Right-Hand Man's Many Right-Handed Right Hands - Defeat Svarog after destroying 4 Auxiliary Robot Arm Units

Homemade Crushed Ice - Defeat the Ice Edge summoned by Cocolia 4 times

When the National Anthem Rings - Have ally Bronya use "The Belobog March" 1 time when fighting the bosses Gepard, Cocolia, and Bronya respectively

Save the Princess - Defeat Cocolia without defeating Bronya

Moment of Joy:

Insatiable - Use the item "Vomit Inducing Agent" 1 time

Pessimistic Trailblazer - Choose pessimistic dialogue options 5 times

Apologetic Trailblazer - Choose apologetic dialogue options 5 times

Silent Trailblazer - Choose silent dialogue options 5 times

Hot-Blooded Trailblazer - Choose hot-blooded dialogue options 5 times

The Echoer - Choose repetitive dialogue options 3 times

The Meaning - of Choice Choose gender-specific dialogue options 3 times

It Takes Three - Win a battle with a team that has 3 characters of the same Path

Ablution Dictum - Win 10 battles with a team that has 4 characters following the Path of Destruction

Knowledge is Power - Win 10 battles with a team that has 4 characters following the Path of Erudition

Match-Three - Win a battle with a team that has 3 characters of the same Type

Fulguration Beckoner - Win 10 battles with a team that has 4 Lightning-Type characters

Glacier Dynast - Win 10 battles with a team that has 4 Ice-Type characters

Speak with Fists - Win 10 battles with a team that has 4 Physical-Type characters

Total Conflagration - Win 10 battles with a team that has 4 Fire-Type characters

Lone Wolf - Win 10 battles with only one character on the team

Architects (And Former Architects) - Win 1 battle with a team comprising Bronya, Gepard, Pela, and Serval

One Big Happy Family - Win 1 battle with a team comprising Himeko, Welt, Dan Heng, and March 7th

[susidestroyerofworlds]

if there is a god or whatever please have mercy on me

[fewtrell]

is there a photo of landoscar in which theyre not either 1. looking intensely at each other OR 2. laughing and smiling so big u cant see their eyes

[aquared]

i think im gonna resprite all my dudes sometime just for fun

[foxxfaggotry]

EXCUSE THE FUCK ME

im sorry but now im fucking irritated bc yall have no fucking sense

u want yelling? THIS IS WHAT YELLING LOOKS LIKE

idgaf abt starting shit, ur gonna put your garbage take on my post and then block me? fucking cowardice.

news flash, if i hadnt seen this the second you posed it, i wouldn’t have been able to bc u blocked me, real winning move there bud.

this interaction happens

so i i reply with this:

and this motherfucker decided to reply with this bullshittery:

deciding to interpret my response as yelling is such a stretch you shouod be a gymnast, also fuck OFF.

anyways god forbid someone set a boundary 🙄

thanks for blocking me i guess because holy fuck do i Never want to interact with you again

[ridgystacis]

that last newsletter question...did that just confirm something important????

[dteamain]

i don't know how to let y'all know that just about the only thing that has happened is dream possibly issuing a cease-and-desist and amanda shutting the fuck up😭

[evadingreallife]

[technofinch]

"clean sheets" this "fresh laundry" that. is there any better feeling than putting food into a freshly cleaned microwave

[honkifyourelonely]

if there was an amazing world of gumball movie it would win best picture

[chiisana-lion]

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[yellow-g0ache]

If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care